Hermione must have had a crazy good time when she went back to Hogwarts to do her final year, all that library time without having to worry about Harry’s imminent death or whether him and Ron were going to fail every single subject they were taking, like it must have been pretty fucking blissful
ALRIGHT, LETS GET SOMETHING STRAIGHT. CURRY IS NOT AS NICE AS YOU THINK. I KNOW. ITS SACRILEGE. CURRY IS AMAZING. NOPE. YOU’RE WRONG. WHEN YOU HAVE CURRY FOR 14 FUCKING YEARS, YOU’VE SEEN EVERY KIND OF CURRY THERE IS, AND BELIEVE ME, YOU WILL NOT LIKE CURRY AFTER HAVING IT EVERY DAY FOR 14 YEARS. I MEAN, LOOK AT THIS SHIT
OH YOU THINK THIS TASTES NICE? FUCKING WRONG, IT TASTES LIKE ASS AND SHOULD BE ERADICATED FROM THE FACE OF THE EARTH. LETS LOOK AT ANOTHER ONE
THIS SHIT IS DAAL. AND DAAL, IS LENTILS. DAAL IS THE MOST TASTELESS CURRY I’VE EVER HAD, AND I’VE HAD A LOT OF FUCKING CURRIES, SO I CAN SAY THIS WHOLEHEARTEDLY.
MORAL OF THE STORY: CURRY IS NOT AS NICE AS EVERYONE SAYS